ASMR | Mediocre Affirmations for a Relatively Okay Life (🤹 ➡️ 🍞)

Are you tired of your stress-ridden, drama-filled, and far too interesting life? Worry no more, as today we are affirming you with mediocre affirmations for a relatively okay life!

In all seriousness, this is for entertainment and relaxation purposes only, having been made with the intention to influence you to laugh rather than manifest. I’m NOT a lightworker, energy worker, or anything of the like, so do not fret about randomly becoming inexplicably average.

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0:00 Good morrow, oh boring one (hello ❤︎)
0:24 You’re amazing at achieving the unremarkable.
1:04 You may not be spectacular, but you’re not that bad either.
1:40 You embrace your inner averageness.
2:19 You’re satisfied with your plain life.
3:03 You’re doing your own thing, averagely.
3:28 You always succeed at delivering the mundane.
4:07 Your mediocrity is enough.
4:38 An ordinary life is a life nonetheless.
5:23 You’re doing alright, I guess.
5:48 You’re consistently average.
6:18 You may not be excelling, but you’re not failing either.
6:55 Average Joe and Plain Jane? No. You? Yes.
8:00 You’re thriving in your mediocrity.
8:35 You’re okay, and I mean that you yourself are just okay.
9:08 You’re exceptionally neutral.
9:39 You’re the princess of sparkling mediocrity. You’re the goddess of average bliss.
10:32 Peace is found in the relatively okay.
11:17 Saiki K. aspires to be as ordinary as you.
12:05 Everyday being the same is not lame.
12:45 Safe travels, Lord of Average (goodbye ❤︎)

｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა References ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ
(I’ll do APA formatting soon! 🫡)

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