ASMR Unprofessional Plastic Surgery 🤯 (Measuring You, Drawing on Your Face, Slicing Your Face)
Welcome to the Unlicensed Aesthetic Institute of Imagination & Chaos—where your beauty is our completely unqualified priority!
Today, you’ve bravely (or mistakenly?) booked an appointment for the infamous ASMR Unprofessional Plastic Surgery experience. You might’ve come in with a face, but who knows what you’ll leave with. This immersive, strange, and weirdly relaxing roleplay features a full-body tingle trip, wrapped in soft whispers and bizarre soundscapes.
Your procedure includes:
Awkward but oddly satisfying measuring of your facial features (with tools that may or may not be from a school supply aisle)
An extensive mark-up session using mystery markers, colored pencils, and pure guesswork
Deeply unqualified slicing sounds (don't worry, it's all pretend... probably)
Squishy, clicky, snippy noises that send shivers down your spine and make your ears feel oddly comforted
And of course, my totally professional, not-at-all-sketchy whisper guidance throughout the "surgery"
Expect chaotic humor, subtle fourth wall breaks, and a full-on tingle-inducing fever dream of a roleplay that toes the line between soothing and "should I be concerned?" Perfect for fans of absurd ASMR, creative chaos, or anyone who just wants to mentally check out and be measured, marked, and mildly menaced—all in the name of relaxation.
No license? No problem.
You’re in the hands of someone who once watched a documentary about surgeons and thinks that’s basically the same thing.
Whether you're here for the ASMR, the comedy, or you just accidentally clicked the thumbnail and now can't look away—you’ve found the weird corner of the internet you didn’t know you needed.
So sit back. Relax. Let me measure your soul through your cheekbones.
This is plastic surgery—but make it deeply unserious.
Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more strange, soothing chaos.
You’ll never look at your face—or your ears—the same way again.
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