ASMR but we perform an exorcism on you…

yeah you’re cooked….
go check ouf our other collabs on sister @Becksasmr and sister @beebeeasmr channel! theyre not as haunting…

0:00 you’re cooked
0:38 sisters appear
1:03 we didn’t do shi
2:03 6 or 7
2:13 sage you (like actual sage the herb)
3:02 the holy cross
4:28 the horn-y bible.. i mean holy*
6:06 holy water wetness
7:41 oh nah
8:48 Hullo
9:13 i have summoned Him
9:37 i - what was that?
10:29 fuq this shi im outtt
10:47 you’re even more cooked

this was obviously satire so i hope you just enjoy the vibes and giggle! oh — also happy easter. i didn’t intend for this video to land on easter but that’s just how the cookie crumbled. i hope your day was amazing and if not, I intend for tomorrow to be amazing for you!

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