The Holographic Girl on the Billboard is in Love With You? (Cyberpunk • Love Confession • Honeypot?)
The most beautiful woman you've ever seen isn't even real: she's the girl on the holographic billboard you pass on the way home from work. She's perfect, ideal, because like all ads she's designed to be.
But unlike every other holo-ad, when she winks and blows kisses your way, she seems almost...real. She even seems to be calling out to you. Will you finally cross the road to meet her?
F4A • Cyberpunk • Sentient Advertising • Love Confession • Comfort • I Understand You • I’ll Be What You Want • Honeypot? Or is she an artificial intelligence genuinely trying to reach you and hitting the limitations of her programming…? • Playing W/ Ambiguity • Literally Seductive Advertising • Stalking? Or surveillance you opted into without reading the TOS? *taps temple* • Makeover Montage • Coupons as a Love Language? • I LOVE YOU, user, TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY • Rainy City Ambiance • Darkly Comedic? Deeply Disturbing? Why not both?
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script: fente on reddit
SFX/Music: Licensed, Envato elements
Current Anon Cinnamon Rolls: 26
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