ASMR | Say YES to Fall Asleep 😴
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Have you ever wondered if you’re actually an identical quadruplet with a sweat allergy? Or why your hovercraft is currently full of eels? In today’s session, we go through the New EU Directive to ensure your total compliance before you’re allowed to sleep.
This is a 169-question deep dive into your identity, your medical history (including uranium consumption), and whether or not you are secretly the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
Grab your headphones, relax, and tell me: Is your favorite color Burnt Sienna? 👇
timestamps
0:00 - The New EU Sleep Directive
0:43 - Are you Bartholomew?
1:35 - Spider-Man / Radioactive Incidents
2:30 - Eating 1kg of Uranium-238
3:34 - My Hovercraft is full of eels
6:00 - Sword Swallowing & 3-Tone Hair
8:50 - Milking Alpacas in Mongolia
10:40 - The 5-Tier Wedding Cake Disaster
14:15 - The Batman Shadow Theory
16:20 - Are the stars just a projection?
17:50 - Final Compliance Check
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