George Carlin Was Right About Everything
“Why do they call it tourist season… if we can’t shoot at them?” 😳💥
That’s the kind of joke only George Carlin could get away with.
Sharp. Dark. Undeniably hilarious.
Carlin wasn’t just a comedian — he was a social assassin. And this? A direct hit.
I’m Jason Martocci, resurfacing the wildest one-liners from comedy’s true legends.
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