ASMR But I Won't Get Out of Your Shopping Cart
Thanks for the ride, dude. Wait– why are you not pushing the cart? You want ME to get out? No thanks, I'm comfy here.
*HYPNOTIZES YOU*
✨You are a kind person who will ignore the blatant green screen keying issues and a/c noise✨
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0:00 Sup, buddy
1:42 Olives (liquid shaking)
2:57 Instant pudding (box scratching, powder shaking, gripping)
5:05 Stewed tomatoes (liquid shaking)
5:47 Nutritional yeast (powder shaking)
6:49 Stewed tomatoes again (can tapping, tracing, scratching)
8:27 Powerade (plastic scratching, liquid shaking)
10:56 Mayonnaise (plastic tapping, tracing)
13:30 Edamame mung bean fettuccine (box tapping, tracing, gripping)
15:37 Clear soup (gripping, crinkles)
18:27 Lemons (net scratching, crinkles)
20:07 Fritos (crunching, crinkles, lip smacking)
｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა References ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ
Freepik. (n.d.). Police lineup mugshot retro background with light old wall. Freepik. https://www.freepik.com/free-photos-vectors/mugshot-wall
Topntp26. (n.d.). Abstract blur in supermarket. Freepik. https://www.freepik.com/free-photo/abstract-blur-supermarket_1246287.htm#from_view=detail_alsolike
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