Ahoy! I'm not dead. I'm just lazy and easily distracted. Like a cat with an especially tiny brain.
I missed you.
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Why am I talking like this? What madness be am here?
ASMR is a form of relaxation / entertainment; often known as 'tingles'. Common triggers include whispering and soft-spoken voices, personal attention and delicate sounds.
It's neither insanity or perversion. Read more about ASMR here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response
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